Ok, let’s start off with a simple question. Actually, it’s the most important and fundamental question that you need to ask yourself. And it goes like this:

WHO are You? And WTF are you doing here, anyway?

You’re a survivor, that’s who! And much more – you’re the grand prize winner in the cosmic lottery.

You probably forgot that you’re the crown of creation – the successful progeny of a long chain of life forms stretching back several billion years. But it doesn’t stop here.

Evolution is an on-going process. The thing is, evolution is a physical and physiological adaptive process dictated by the drive to survive. Or it was until humankind climbed out of the trees and into the co-driver’s seat. On that level we’ve been spectacularly successful in manipulating and playing dice with mother nature so as to program evolution according to our own wants and whims.

However, we’ve failed dismally when it comes to imagining and engineering our personal evolution and destiny.

However, we’ve failed dismally when it comes to imagining and engineering our personal evolution and destiny.

Problem is that you weren’t supplied a copy of The Idiot’s Guide to You.

You know – the user’s manual on caring for, operating and programming the most complex piece of wetware in the known universe. (That’s you)

And mind you, we haven’t even mentioned meOS upgrades – you know like Homo Sapiens v2.x (but more on that later).

But there’s a good reason why you weren’t: namely – you’re unique, works quirks and all. That’s the beauty about it (and the bitch), because like it or not, it’s essentially in your own hands. So, despite what your searches on Google and Ebay turn up, nobody dead or alive can give you “The Manual”.

What’s more (less, actually), nobody can even supply you with an authoritative Map, SatNav or Compass to guide you from the Here & Now to Wherever & Whenever.

So you see – that’s up to you. However, what we can do for you is expedite your journey, your travails and tribulations